But actually, fuck Valentine's Day!
|Why was this necessary? Were screens even an issue among gamers?|
|Thank goodness we can now count how many cubes of ice are dropped into a virtual glass of water.|
Welcome to the future, folks.
|Puyo Pop at its dankest.|
|You will always bee in our hearts, Hudson. Much love. Such Bonk.|
|I may not like blondes, but I do love seeing an unstoppable tank single-handedly wipe out an entire army with brute force.|
|Don't kid yourself! There are still plenty of bugs.|
|He was like this when I fast traveled here and completely disappeared once I entered the ship. This weird shit happens.|
|"Hey. Uh I mean, I mean. Hi... again. Uh... hi? Hiii..."|
(He won't be missed.)
|Stay strong, squire.|
|And there it is! Take a picture!|
|Hope you like blue!|
(I greatly dislike blue.)
|Note: All these pictures of Ada are while standing in the same spot.|
|I made Cait wear this throughout Nuka-World.|
|I'm a post-apocalyptic Santa Claus bringing joy to The Commonwealth.|
|Give her drugs. Discover your future.|
|But no roads. They weren't needed.|
|(Yeah, I'm not all that good with drawing on a tablet.)|
|Look at those percentages!|
|The band is also featured several times throughout the game.|
|There's absolutely no subtlety in these references.|
|They still have their moments.|
|I love listening to Bing Crosby sing about the Headless Horseman, too.|
|This is terrifying in a different way.|
|"There’s nothing special about being born. Not a thing. Most of the universe is just death, nothing more. In this universe of ours, the birth of a new life on some corner of our planet is nothing but a tiny, insignificant flash. Death is a normal thing. So why live?"|
|Maybe I'm overthinking it.|
|Looks like this adult chose 'Trunk'.|
|No wonder everyone else hates you.|
|Beware the trees, Ness.|
| There's also a Loch Ness monster spotted near a bunch of campers|
that your party uses for transportation.
|Nearly half the playables are female, and I spotted only a single (and fully clothed)|
lewd image while researching the game.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of or disappointed with the internet.